Opossum Jokes

Opossum Jokes

Tuns of Puns! Part V


What's the difference between boogers and broc...

German language is easy.

The German language is relatively easy. Those w...

Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

A Skunk and an Opossum

A Tacuazin (opossum) had just crossed the Mexic...

Why is the O in Opossum silent?

Because it's playing dead.

Dead Opossum vs Dead Black Guy

What's the difference between a dead opossum in...

Lazy vultures

Two lazy vultures had procrastinated on flying ...

College Football Jokes - Enjoy!

Don't know where they came from, but they are w...

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?...

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?...