Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.
Armadillo Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To ...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special ...
What do you call an armadillo at a fashion show?
A roll model
At a Campsite a Woman Goes into the Woods To Take A Pee
As she is doing her business she startles a nea...
Why did the armadillo cross the road?
It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit ...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the armadillo it could be done
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I posted these Aggie jokes elsewhere, so someone is bound to post them here.
These are jokes commonly told around the Univer...
What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?
About halfway across.
Any good jokes involving an Armadillo, a banana and a grandmother?
Just checking how creative the Humorists in Red...