12> No Penis = No Problems
11> Bitchy?!? You ain't seen NOTHING yet!
10> I Won't Screw *You*, Either
9> Help Wanted: Male interns
8> Hey, you'd run, too, if *you* were Bill Clinton's wife.
7> Hillary for Senate: Because Bubba's Alimony Just Ain't Gonna Cut It
6> As Portrayed By Emma Thompson!
5> Building a Bridge Away From My Husband
4> C'mon -- Just to Spite Ken Starr
3> Keeping It In My Pants Since 1973!
2> Well *I* Certainly Never Had Sex With That Woman, Miss Lewinsky
1> I Got Your Senate Candidate Right Here!
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