The Top 12 Hillary Clinton Campaign Slogans


12> No Penis = No Problems


11> Bitchy?!? You ain't seen NOTHING yet!


10> I Won't Screw *You*, Either


9> Help Wanted: Male interns


8> Hey, you'd run, too, if *you* were Bill Clinton's wife.


7> Hillary for Senate: Because Bubba's Alimony Just Ain't Gonna Cut It


6> As Portrayed By Emma Thompson!


5> Building a Bridge Away From My Husband


4> C'mon -- Just to Spite Ken Starr


3> Keeping It In My Pants Since 1973!


2> Well *I* Certainly Never Had Sex With That Woman, Miss Lewinsky


1> I Got Your Senate Candidate Right Here!


[ This list copyright 1999 by Chris White ]


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