Guy walking home one late night and stumbles across a woman laying on the train tracks, he then decides to take her home and have sex.
The next morning the guy goes to the pub for a drink, sits down huffing and puffing and the bartender says "Busy night" the guy says yes i had a long night worth of sex, the bartender then asks "Did you get a BJ?" the guy replies "Na i could not find her head"
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