French says: "When I get down with my woman, I can get her satisfied. I just slowly undress her latest Parisian fashion garments, and softly whisper of all the dirty things I will do to her. When I get going, she screams all night."
Italian replies: "That's nothing. When my lady and I start to make love, I gently sing her the most beautiful Venetian serenades I know. Then I coat her with the sweetest Sicilian honey, and lick it all off with my tongue. My lady, she screams all night, the next day, and the following evening too."
Russian snorts: "You think you know women, but you know nothing of women. When I feel like it, I just fuck my bitch of a wife, missionary style. After I'm done, I take our fine silk curtain from St. Petersburg, and wipe my dick on it. She screams all month."
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