A man walks up to his wife and asks...

"Honey, if I turned to a life of drugs, would you still love me?"
His wife replies: "If you weren't too far gone and I could bring you back home safe and sound, then yes, I would still love you."

The man feels reassured, smiles to her, and continues with his morning.

A while later the man walks up to his wife again and asks, "Sweetie, if I robbed a bank at gunpoint, would you still love me?"

The woman replies, "If you didn't have it in you to hurt anyone, then most likely yes, I could forgive you and would still love you."

Again, the man feels reassured, smiles to her, and continues with his morning.

Not too long after that, the man once again walks up to wife and asks, "Baby, if I had sex with other women, would you still love me?"

The woman replies, "Well, if was just sex, and you didn't fall in love with her, it would hurt, but yes. Time would heal, and I would still love you."

The man feels reassured, smiles to her and says, "Wow! I didn't expect this to go so well! I'm going to have the best day ever! Make sure dinner is ready by the time I get home, you know I'll be exhausted! Thanks, you're the best! Love you!", as he kisses her on the cheek, turns around, walks out the door and continues with his morning.