A chicken and an egg just had sex and lay in bed...

The chicken lay with one of its hands under its head, with a very satisfied smile on its face, was blowing rings of cigarette smoke.

The egg, on the other hand, looked pissed off and had turned to a side, facing away from the chicken.

The egg, as he pulled the blanket to his shoulder, said with a cold sigh- "At least we answered the question."

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