...for so long that he is desperate for sex. Suddenly, in the distance he sees a camel, and decides that this is his opportunity to fuck something. The problem is, every time he catches the camel and lets go of it to undo his trousers, it runs off again.
After a few hours of chasing the camel the man sees a beautiful woman on the horizon. The woman is clearly lost and in desperate need of water. She runs up to the man and says "PLEASE, spare me some water, I'm dying!", and the man obliges. After she is done drinking she says to the man, "I'm so grateful to you for this water, you saved my life! I'm willing to do anything to repay you..." and the man replies "GREAT! Can you hold this camel?"
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