Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs


One evening Snow White decided she was sleepy and announced to
the seven dwarfs that she was going to bed. After the usual
lengthy round of "Good Nights" she went upstairs. Immediately
all seven dwarfs rushed outside and began standing on each
other's shoulders beneath Snow White's bedroom window. Tonight
was Grumpy's turn to be on the top and as he was the only one
who could see in the window. It was his duty to inform the other
dwarfs what she was doing.


After a minute or two he hollered down, "She's taking off her
blouse!" and this as echoed down the stack "taking off her
blouse," "she's taking off her blouse," "blouse is coming off,"
"taking off her blouse," etc.


Next Grumpy yelled, "She's taking off her skirt," which was
followed by the echoes "taking off her skirt," "she's taking off
her skirt," "skirt's coming off," "taking off her skirt," etc.


Of course the next line from Grumpy was, "She's taking off her
bra!" and the echo chorus went down the line.


Then, "She's taking off her panties!" which again cascaded down
the dwarf tower.


Finally Grumpy looked around and from his vantage height saw
someone coming through the woods so he yelled, "Someone's
coming!" And from the next dwarf to the bottom dwarf was heard,
"Me too." "Me too." "Me too." "Me too." "Me too." "Me too."

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