In New York an Englishman an Irishman and an American had been
drinking, the American led the other two to the Empire State
Building, at the top the American said to the Irishman "I bet
you $100 dollars that I can jump of this building and fly around
in circles." The Irishman says "Your on." So the American jumps
off and flys around in circles and comes back. The Irishman says
"Oh I can do that easy." But h jumps off and splats on the floor
below and the Englishman says "You can be a right dick once
you've had a drink Superman."
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