From time to time we get tips about companies that are on the verge of releasing some product that might make them a good buying opportunity. Nothing illegal... just "being neighborly".
Yesterday, I heard from a drug rep for Glaxo who told me that they are on the verge of launching a new herbal remedy that they think will take the market by storm. This drug sounds so promising that I want to suggest to my friends that they consider buying stock in the company.
The drug is called Gingko Viagra II, and its function is to help you remember what the fuck you are doing.
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