The Top 16 Secrets of George W. Bush's Sex Life


16> Junior's junior? Not so junior!


15> Can't "punch the ballot" without help from the Supreme Court.


14> Insists that Laura wear a big yellow hat when they make love, so he can indulge his "Curious" George fantasies.


13> He's never actually found Laura's G-spot, but he's got a team working on it.


12> Knows the proper ratio of BBQ sauce, beer, and crude oil to get just the right lubrication.


11> Actually looks better in Laura's clothing then she does.


10> Let's just say he'd would like to change some personal "emissions standards."


9> The key to wooing women: Make them think you're a "Compassionate Casanova."


8> Just like in Florida, he "wins" by punching the wrong hole.


7> Can't get the job done unless Cheney's hiding under the bed whispering instructions.


6> "Hey, Laura! It's 'lethal injection' time!"


5> That Justice Thomas is into some *truly* weird shit!


4> Imagines the First Lady is pristine Alaskan wilderness -- then drills her.


3> Let's just say the White House has seen no wood since Al Gore left.


2> Tends to strike a gusher before the well's been completely drilled, if you catch my drift.


1> Smouldering felon is one hell of an aphrodisiac!


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