A man sitting in first class sneezes, ejaculates in his pants, pulls out his penis, cleans it off and puts it back in his pants. The woman sitting next to him is horrified but pretends not to notice.
A few minutes later, the man goes through the whole process again. The aghast woman starts yelling at the man. The stewardess calms the woman down while the man goes through the whole process again.
Finally the man speaks: "I have a rare medical affliction that causes me to orgasm every time I sneeze."
"Oh my god, I'm so sorry," the woman says. "Are you taking anything for it"?
The man replies "Yes... pepper."
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