So there is a magic dildo

So the husband has to go on a business trip for 3 weeks. He says if you are horny, just hold it in. After 3 days, she can not take it anymore, so she goes to a sex shop. She says to the man there "Give me the best you got" The guy gives her a magic dildo, and says "It is activated by voice commands. Dildo, door!" The dildo starts fucking the door so hard it breaks down. He says"To stop it, just say 'Dildo, Dismissed'" The woman buys the dildo, and takes it home. She says uses it, and within 15 minutes she has two orgasms and forgot how to stop it. She gets in the car and starts driving to the hospital. Suddenly, she has another orgasm and swerves. A cop sees her and pulls her over to the side of the road. He asked her if she is drunk and she says"There is a magic dildo in my pussy and I was driving to the hospital to get it removed." The cop thinks about it for a moment and says
"MAGIC DILDO, MY ASS!"