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Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said Please give me a prescription for the Pill. I don't think you need the Pill at your age. It relaxes me. But you know the 'purpose' of the Pill. It's not for relaxing, exclaimed the physician. I know, said Mrs Ogden, but my daughter dates, and every morning I drop one in her orange juice. Believe me, I feel more relaxed.

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