Thinking that if he did indeed have cancer as he suspected, and not really knowing much about how treatment worked, he thought that because he surely would never get laid again after he lost all of his beautiful hair that it would be best if he go to the doctors in one week.
So the man spends one week having sex with as many women as he came across in one night stands.
When he eventually gets into the doctors office, he says
"What's my diagnosis, doc?"
The doctor asks in reply
"What's your star sign?"
Without thinking, the man replies "Cancer, why?", right before it dawns on him what stupid joke might ensue.
The doctor smiles and says
"Don't worry, it's not what you think! You don't have cancer! I was just curious about all of my patients star signs!"
"Oh thank god!" Says the man. "I thought you were going to say something about it being ironic!"
But just then the nurse who had heard everything comes in, and - immediately recognising the man from a few nights before - falls about on the floor laughing.
"It is ironic!!" she exclaims. "You have crabs!"
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