Horny Doctor


There was these two people who were at a nude beach. A wasp flew
into the lady's pussey. She screamed and said something just
went into my pussey. The man rushed her to the hospital.


When they got there the doctor, Billy Bob, said that a wasp had
entered her vagina and it was going to be difficult to get it
out. He said that the guy would have to put honey on the end of
his dick to lure the wasp out. The man failed to get horny at a
time like this so the doctor immediately offered to do the job.


The doctor undressed and put the honey on his dick. He went back
and forth and shouted,"Fiesty little sucker aren't you!" He went
faster and harder. The man said,"Excuse me" but all the doctor
said was,"Shh, I'm just getting the hang of it!" The man
shouted,"You fucking moron! What the hell are you doing?!" The
doctor said breaking a sweat,"Change of plans, I decided to
drown the little bastard!"

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