The Sad Donkey

A farmer owned a donkey that, since the day it was born, was as miserable as sin. It was always moping around and crying so the farmer issued a country-wide challenge; £10,000 to the man, woman or child that make the donkey laugh!

Many came and went, telling the donkey jokes and taking it for days out, but it never so much as cracked a smile. One day, a simple man turns up and whispers something in the donkey's ear. The donkey fell apart laughing! It laughed hard and loud! "Amazing! What was the joke?!" The farmer asked the man, yet he refused to answer and simply took the money and left.

2 weeks later, the donkey is still laughing, and it's making the farmer's life hell, keeping him up at night. So he issues another challenge; another £10,000 to make the donkey cry again. Sure enough, no-one can. Until the same man comes back.

This time, he takes the donkey to the shed and comes back 10 seconds later. The farmer couldnt believe his eyes! They donkey was bawling it's eyes out, even moreso than before! It cried and cried and cried itself to sleep.

"That's it! Before you get your money, you HAVE to tell me!" The farmer says to the man. "How did you make him laugh?!"

"Well," the man began, "I simply said to him 'I have a bigger dick than you.'"

"I see... Well, how did you make him cry again?" The farmer exclaimed.

The man replied, "Easy! I took him to the shed and proved it!"