There were two girls - lovers - who were having a conversation in one of their homes. One of the girls was drinking coffee from a novelty mug shaped like a donkey.
Now, during a particularly enthusiastic portion of the conversation, the other girl accidentally knocked the mug off the table. It hit the floor and cracked, but didn't shatter.
The girl who broke the mug went and found something to fix it with. Eventually, she came back, repaired mug in tow, and handed it back to her thankful partner.
"There you go," the former said. "It's your ass, whole. I glued the crack shut."
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