Red is busy but he recommends his Irish cousin, Paddy Adair.
Paddy refuses but they offer him a million dollars he reluctantly agrees.
Half an hour later the oil company executives are standing by the well looking at their watches.
A truck screams up at seventy miles an hour and straight into the flames.
Time passes and gradually the smoke disperses, revealing a bunch of Irish guys in donkey jackets beating out flames with shovels and stamping them out with their wellies.
Eventually the fire is out, Paddy is applauded and given his cheque.
Someone asks, "What are you going to buy with your million dollars, Paddy?"
"The first thing I am going to buy, is new fuckin' brakes for me truck."
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