The Rooster

So this farmer has a rooster named Fabio.


The farmer walks out one day and Fabio is humping a duck


The farmer looks over at Fabio and says " Fabio one of these days you are going to screw yourself to death"


The next day the farm walks out and sees Fabio humping his goat's leg

" Fabio one of these days you are going to screw yourself to death"

On the 3rd day the farmer walks out to find Fabio humping his horses leg

" Fabio one of these days you are going to screw yourself to death"

Finally on the 4th day the farmer walks out to see vultures circling in the air. Fabio lay there dead.

The farmer exclaims " I told you that one of these days you were going to screw yourself to death and now look, you've gone an done it"

At that point Fabio pops his head up slightly to look at the farmer and says
"**SHHHH** they are about to land"