I stopped in a small town and decided to have a few pints in a local pub. As I sat down an older Irish man took up the stool next to mine. After a while we began to talk.
"Look out the window there sonny" he said. " You see that house down there at the end of the road? I built that house with my own two hands. But they don't call me shamus the house builder, do they?" I started to say something but he went on.
"And you see that dock down there, and the boat at the end of it?" He said. " I built them too. But do they call me shamus the dock builder? No! Do they call me shamus the boat builder? No!"
He took a long swig of his ale and said
"But ya fuck one lousy goat"
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