A man heads for the local brothel. He approaches the madam and says;
"I am so horny! I want to have sex with the most gorgeous woman in this place."
"A woman?" says the madam, "That is so old school. You know the latest trend is to have sex with goats."
"Goat? Really?"
"They are great. Sex with a goat is a must."
"Okay. I'll try that."
The madam instructs the man to go to the first door on the left. Once there, he sees a goat tied to the corner in front of a big mirror. He proceeds to go behind the animal and fucks away like crazy. He finishes and leaves.
A couple of days later, he feels horny again, and he goes back to the brothel and tells the madam he's really horny and wants to fuck the goat again.
"A goat?" says the madam, ""That is so old school. You know the latest trend is voyeuring."
"Voye...?"
"Just to watch. You must try that. Fantastic."
"Okay. I'll try that."
The madam instructs him to go to the second door on the left. He walks into a dark room and sees a few guys sitting in front of a large window watching an old guy fucking a chicken. He sits down and says to one of the other guys;
"This is great."
"This is nothing, you should have seen the guy with the goat!"
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