In Berlin, police discovered 850 lbs of cocaine hidden inside a shipment of bananas. Or if you’re an optimist, they found a cocaine shipment, that came with some free bananas.
Stephen Hawking has said that there is likely a parallel universe where Zayn Malik is still a member of One Direction. Hawking then said he’ll spend the rest of his life trying to locate that universe, and teleport himself into it.
A 101-year-old man was found beneath a pile of rubble more than a week after the earthquake in Nepal. Doctors examined the man, found him to be in perfect health, and gave him two weeks to live.
In Iran, the government has banned spiky and unorthodox hairstyles because they imply devil worship. If you’re caught wearing a devil worship haircut, you’ll be forced to sacrifice a goat.
A woman reportedly contracted Ebola after having sex with a man who had survived the disease. When asked if she’d known the man had survived Ebola, the woman said “Yeah, that was his Tinder bio.”
Prince William and Princess Catherine gave birth to their second baby this week. They thought it was important to have another baby -- because they misplaced the first one.
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