An psychology professor at an esteemed university decided to have a costume party for his birthday. Every student was invited but would only be let in if they were dressed as an emotion. This confused but intrigued his class as they were all very astute and eager to party.
The night of the party arrived and the first guest came dressed in all red.
"What emotion are you?" the professor asked.
The student responded, "I'm rage! Rahhhh!!!" The professor was impressed and let him in.
The second guest arrived, dressed in all green. "I'm envy! Nice house!" she said. She was promptly let in and shown around.
A few hours pass and the party is really going when the doorbell rings. It was the two Jamaican exchange students. Both totally naked. One had his dick in a bowl of custard and the other had a pear on the end of his dick.
"What's going on!!" The professor exclaimed. "This is supposed to be a costume party!! You guys are naked!!"
The two Jamaicans weren't phased. One said, "Eh mon, me deep in dis pear."
The other said, "and me fucking dis custed!"
They were both let in.
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