A man is driving down the highway..

When he comes across a sign that says "Apples: 5$ each ahead". Curious he pulls up to the stand and asks the man: "Why are you charging 5$ for a single apple?" "Just try it, it tastes like ham & cheese" the guy says. So the man takes his word, buys one and bites into it. "All I can taste is ham, where's the cheese?" "You gotta turn it around" the man says. So he turns it around and lo and behold he tastes the cheese. "That wasn't bad, thanks!" He pulls off down the highway.


A little further down the road he comes across another sign that says "Pears 15$ each ahead". Surprised, he pulls up to this stand and approaches the vendor. " What's so special about these Pears that you're selling them for 15$ a piece?" "Well, they taste like peanut butter & jelly, they're great!" Curious, the man buys one, bites into it yet all he can taste is the peanut butter. "Where's the jelly? All I taste is peanut butter?" The vendor tells him he has to turn it around to taste the jelly, so he did, and there it was! "Wow, that was better than the ham & cheese apple up the road!"


Further down the road, he runs into yet another sign that reads "Peaches 25$ each ahead" "Ok I can't stop now, I have to see what this is about." He pulls up and approaches the stand worker and tells him " I just paid 5$ dollars for a ham & cheese apple, 15$ for a pear that tastes like peanut butter & jelly, what in the world is so good about this peach that it costs 25$?!" "Just try one, it tastes like pussy." "Hah! Yeah right! I gotta try this!" The man bites into the peach and almost immediately reels over in disgust. "What the hell man, this tastes like shit!!?" "Oh, just turn it around!"