So, a woman walked into a pet store looking for dog toys and sees a Parrot in a bird cage, under the cage say "Free Parrot" so the woman goes up to the cashier and asks "why is the Parrot Free?" and the cashier reply's "well that Parrots owner had a strip club and Parrot was always there,so it curses a lot"
but woman doesn't care and takes it home, hours go by and her 2 daughters get home and the Parrot says "wow 2 more whores in the house" then shorty after the husband gets home, the Parrot looks at him and says "hey jim"
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