A lady was looking for a new pet since her Cockatoo died a few months back. Eventually she settles to buy a parrot and heads to an owner who had offered to sell his to her. After having her see the beautiful African Grey parrot, he told her that the bird only knew one phrase that was "I'm a prostitute". Feeling a bit shocked but still interested, she buys the parrot anyways. She told her friend about the predicament who advised her to take the African Grey to meet her two parrots who recite the lord's prayer and hold rosary beads. Maybe the other two could be a good influence. Upon arriving at her friend's house she can hear the prayer already. She puts the African Grey in the cage. "I'm a prostitute, I'm a prostitute" she calls out. One of the praying parrots looks to the other and yells, "Frank! Put the fucking beads away! Our prayers have been answered!"
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