and when he was supposed to return it, he said "I have good news and bad news."
The other guy groans and says "Aw, crap! Give me the bad news first!"
"I ran your car off a cliff."
"Ran it off a *cliff*! What could possibly be the good news?"
"The display said I was getting 500mpg while I was doing it!"
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