A husband and his blonde wife are watching the news, when they see a snow storm warning, 6 to 8 inches. The news says to park your car on the even side of the street. She promptly gets up and moves her car.
2 weeks later another storm is moving in, and the news says to park on the odd side of the street. So she again gets up and moves the car.
A few weeks later, they are watching the news and see another storm coming in. As the announcer is about to say where to park the power goes out.
The wife is freaking out and asks her husband what to do. He looks at her and just says,
Well, you could just leave it in the garage!
I'll see myself out......
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