Adult store

Bob started his first day at the adult store. Half way thru the day he felt comfortable and was absorbing everything the store owner is teaching him.

Then the store owner gets an emergency store and has to leave. He tells Bob "I have to leave do you want me to close the store or can you handle it" Bob without any hesitation replies "I got this, go take care of what you need" store owner leaves.

After a few minutes a black Benz pulls up. A hot brunet walks in and says "hey how much for that silver dildo?" Bob says 100 bucks. She pays and goes on her way.

Shortly after that 4 range rovers pull up and the hottest black woman enters the store and says "hey, how much for that gold dildo?" Bob says 500 bucks. She pays and goes on her way.

In about an hour he sees a Ferrari pull up with a sexy blond exiting the car. She enters the Stor and says "hey, how much for the platinum dildo?" Bob looks around and says in a unsure voice 5,000 bucks? The blind pays for it and leaves.

The store owner come back shortly after and says how did it go?
Bob says "well I sold the silver dildo for $100, the gold for $500 and your thermos for 5k.

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