The drunk man, the money, and the bar.

A drunk man enters a bar, and sees a bucket full of money. He asked the bartender why.
"Here we have a challenge, in the yard there is a rottweiler with a bad tooth, the best to her health would be taking it off, and upstairs we have a sad elder, every one who comes hee puts some money in the bucket for the warrior who would take the dogs tooth off and would bang the lady" the bartender says. The drunk man was convinced and confident and walked to the yard. Meanwhile, many growls and pants where heard int the bar, then the drunk man walked in shouting "SO WHERE IS THE LADY I NEED TO RIP THE TEETH??!"

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