How Many Dogs Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb


Here's a bit of dog humor that's been making the rounds lately. The question, of course, is "How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?"


Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young. We've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?


Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.


German Shepherd: I'll guard the light bulb while you decide. Back off!


Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid light!


Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.


Rottweiler: Go ahead--make me!


Shih-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Leave it for the servants.


Lab: Oh, me, ME! Pleeeeeeze let ME change the bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?


Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.


Chow Chow: I'm with the Malamute. After I take my nap, that is!


Akita: I'm with the Chow and Malamute! What's for dinner?


Jack Russell Terrier or Wire-haired Fox Terrier: I can reach it! I just KNOW I can reach it! Another twenty jumps, and it's mine, ALL mine!


Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.


Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.


Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.


Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.


Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?


Kelpie: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle.


Pointer: I see it, there it is, rrrrriiiiiiight there.

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