He starts grabbing all the expensive electronics and sending them out the window.
As he's carrying away the stereo system he hears a soft voice call out, "Jesus is watching you..."
Looking around he can't see anyone, so he decides to ignore it.
Later, while carrying the tv, he hears the voice again, "Jesus is watching you..."
Looking around he sees a parrot was the source of the voice. "Hello," said the parrot. "I'm Moses."
The burglar looked confused for a moment, "what kind of people would name their parrot Moses?" he asked.
"The same kind of people who would name their 150lbs rottweiler Jesus"
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