The Cowboy and the Fariy Godmother

Once upon a time there was a cowboy riding out on the prairie and suddenly a fariy appeared and said to him that she would fulfill three wishes.

It was hard to choose, but first wish would be that he was to become immortal. Pling it said and the fairy godmother said that now he was immortal.

The next wish would be that his horse was immortal - and boing, now it was so, said the fairy godmother.

Oh - what would it 3. wish be? - then he knew!

I wish that MIN is as big as the horses! Pling - now this was request also met, then the cowboy rode up to the city.

Here he met another cowboy to whom he said:
"Try to shoot me."
"No - I will not."
"Yes - do it "
and the other cowboy shot him - he fell to the ground -and pling- he stood up again.

"Now try to shoot my horse "- The other cowboy shot horse and it fell to the ground - and pling stood up again.

It was amazing said the cowboy- jah! but then you just see something that is even more amazing, he opened the zipper and pulled down his pants.

"Shit" - said the other cowboy - "it's the biggest pussy I ever seen "!!!