He scopes out the bar and notices a horse in the corner of the bar. he sits down at the bar and orders a beer, he then asks the barkeep what is the deal with the horse. The barkeep tells him if anyone can make the horse laugh they would get 500$. The man thinks about it and walks up to the horse and whispers something in its ear, and the horse starts laughing hysterically! the man walks up to the tender and collects his money and leave.
The next week the man walks into the same bar and notices the horse is still there, so he proceeds to ask the tender why he is still there. The tender looks at him and says if anyone can make the horse cry they get 1000$. so the man goes back up to the horse and all of the sudden the horse starts balling. The man walks back to the tender and asks for his money and the tender is just shocked as he hands the guy the money "I have to ask you what you said to the horse to make him laugh and cry'. The man smiles and said "last week I told him I have a bigger dick, today I showed him!"
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