A man was entering a store when he noticed a sign out by the window saying that there was a contest.
He decided to join and went to the counter, the clerk had left and the man saw a piece of paper on the counter. He picked it up, and said, Answers to the Contest: #1 is dog. #2 is Big Fat Sucker and #3 is Alaska.
Host: Okay, you know the rules, for each question you get right, you get one submitting, there will also be a jackpot question, if you get right you will win $500.00
Man: OK, I'm ready
Host: Okay, so what is the animal that flys and sucks the blood out of you?
Man: A dog!
Host: No, it's a vampire bat. Okay, next question, how did George W. Bush describe himself as?
Man: A Big Fat Sucker!
Host: No, it is "The Man Who Will Change the United States" Last question, this is an easy one, where are Pandas located?
Man: Alaska!
Host: No, I'm sorry it is China and Tibet.
Man (in disappointment decides to leave)
Host (dragging the man): No, don't leave answer the jackpot question! What did Mona Lisa say to Leonardo when she was painted by him...
Man (shouting): Stop! You've humiliated me in front of everyone in the world!
Host (shocked): That's correct! You won the jackpot!
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