The Gorilla Catcher

A gorilla escapes from the zoo, so the city government hires a professional gorilla catcher to go and retrieve it. The gorilla catcher starts cruising around town in his pickup, until he comes to the suburbs. In the suburbs, he sees a gorilla on the roof of a house. He gets out of his pickup and walks up to the door, and rings the doorbell. A man comes to the door and the gorilla catcher says: "There's a gorilla on your roof, and I'm the gorilla catcher. I'm going to need your help to get him down." Together, they walk down to the pickup and the gorilla catcher gets his supplies out of the back. He takes out a baseball bat, a shotgun, a net, and a dog. He says to the man: "I'm going to climb up on the roof with the baseball bat and knock down the gorilla. When he hits the ground, the dog will run up and grab him by the balls. That's when you throw the net on him." The man asks: "Whats the shotgun for?" The gorilla catcher replies:"Sometimes the gorilla knocks me off the roof. If that happens, shoot the dog."