A man walks into a bar and sits down. An obviously drunk man next to him says "Buddy, you wont believe this but this bartender has any flavor apple you can think of!". So the man sarcastically pipes back with, "Hey bartender, gimme one of your finest crown and coke flavored apples!" To his surprise, the bartender slides him an apple so he takes bite. "Hey, this tastes just like coke!" said the man astonished. "Turn it around, mate!" said the bartender. So the man took a bite of the other side of the apple and to his surprise, the other side tasted like crown.
Another man walks in, the men already in the bar tell him all about the amazing apples. The second man is stunned and orders a jagerbomb. He takes a bite of the apple and says "Wow! This tastes just like jager!" The bartender said to him, "turn it around, mate". So he did and the man said, "This other side tastes just like redbull!"
So a third man walks in the bar, of course, he gets this ridiculous story of any flavored apples. The bartender said to him " What can I get you?" The third man thought for a while and said "So i can get an apple that tastes like anything, right? Give me an apple that tastes like pussy!" Ther bartender slides him an apple and he takes a big bite. "This apple tastes like ASS!" he yelled.
The bartender said, "Turn it around, mate".
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