YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT.......

YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT....


* When she hauls ass she has to make two trips.


* When she dances she makes the band skip.


* When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her


13 years to live.


* She puts mayonnaise on aspirin.


* Her ass has its own congressman.


* Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.


* When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts.


* Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.


* Her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."


* The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.


* "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.


* All the restaurants in town have signs that say: Maximum Occupancy: 240


Patrons OR Yo Mama"


* When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.


* When she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.


* She was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.


* She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.


* When I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.


* She could sell shade.


* When she crosses the street, cars look out for her.


* People jog around her for exercise.


* She gets runs in her jeans.


* Her blood type is Ragu.


* When she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an


estimate.


* If she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!


* She has to put her belt on with a boomerang.


* When she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.


* She can't even jump to a conclusion.


* She went to the movies and sat next to everyone.


* Her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.