Two guys are in a trench

They are the loan survivors of the unit. One says to the other "I really need to shit" the other guy explains that "you can't go in here, it already stinks of death and I don't think I could deal with that smell as well." So the guy agrees and jumps over the back of the trench to find a suitable spot. An hour goes by and the guy in the trench fears the worst for his buddy. All of a sudden his friend jumps back in to the trench with a smile from ear to ear. "Why are you smiling?" He asks
"You won't believe it but I found a girl!"
"No way! Not out here" he says with doubt in his voice.
"Yeah out here and I fucked her too!" He says excitedly
"You fucked her? What!? No way! What did you do with her?"
"We'll I fucked her everywhere, in the pussy, in the ass, I even titty fucked her," he boasted.
"Wow man! Unreal! Hey you said you fucked her every where, did you get a head job?"
"Nah man I couldn't, she didn't have a head"