A man got lost on a mountain hike

He lost sight of his group and continued to wander the mountain.
He saw a local tribe and asked "Do you know a way to the city?" asked the man. "Yes, But it is dark now. We'll escort you tomorrow morning" said the chieftain. Seeing that the tribe was all male, He got curious and asked "Why are there no females in your tribe? what do you do when you get horny". To which the chieftain replied "You'll see tomorrow morning". Morning arrived and they all got up and walked a few yards and saw an elephant tied to a tree. "Over there" said the chieftain. Feeling disgusted the man not wanting to refuse the offer he pulled his trousers down and started humping the elephant. "Are you done?" said the chieftain. "Yes I'm done." replied the man. "Good! now climb the elephant. we're going to the female's tribe near the exit of this mountain."

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