The answer is 600 inches. What is the question?

Is it "If Johnny Manziel led the Cleveland Browns to a SuperBowl victory over the Patriots by throwing a TD to LeBron James and they celebrate in the end zone by gang banging Michael Sam, is that an albatross in Roger Goodell's pants or is he just happy to see this go down?

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