A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot. The parrot would always steal his act by saying things like, "He has a card up his sleeve!" or "He has a dove in his pocket."
One day the ship sank and the magician and the parrot found themselves alone on a lifeboat. For a couple of days, they just sat there looking at each other. Finally, the parrot broke the silence and said, "Okay, I give up. What did you do with the ship?
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