I asked my young son, "What does a dog say?"
"Woof, woof!" he replied.
"What sounds does a cow make?" I asked.
"Mooooo, moooooooo!" he said, smiling proudly.
"Very good! Now, what sound does a *pig* make?"
And he yelled, "FREEZE, GET ON THE GROUND MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
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