3 men are walking through the jungle when they get taken by local tribe

They beg for their lives are given the chance of freedom - they have to go out into the jungle and collect 10 pieces of the same fruit.

So off they go and not long after the 1st man returns with 10 apples. This is when he is told about the 2nd part of the deal
"You must insert all of those pieces of fruit up your ass without making a sound and you are free to go" says the chief.

Sweating a bit the man agrees and starts inserting the apples. He does quite well but as he gets to the 4th apple he winces and yells out in pain.

"Kutomba!" the tribe screams as they grabbed the first man and bent him forward. His clothes are torn apart and is fucked in his ass by all the men in the tribe!

Short time later the 2nd man returns with 10 berries and is told the same story as the 1st guy.

"Well" he thinks "Piece of cake this!" and proceeds to insert the berries. 1, 2, 3 etc... getting there... 8, 9 and then all of a sudden he bursts out laughing!

"Kutomba!" the tribe screams as they grabbed the second man and bent him forward. His clothes are torn apart and is fucked in his ass by all the men in the tribe!

"Why did you laugh?!" the 1st guy asks. "You were so close to getting free!"

"Well.." he says with a clenched teeth. "I was just about to put the last berry up my ass when I looked over to the path into the jungle and I saw you guy walking around the bend with a an armful of pineapples!"

Horrified by the story he over heard the 3rd man demanded "Give me death!"

The Chief declares, " Death..."

"By Kutomba!" the entire tribe screamed.

And they lived happily ever after.

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