A Dutch, A German and A French stranded on an Island..

They Screamed "Help!" Into the Jungle but nobody answered.
The next day they did the same but nobody answered and nobody came to help. The next day they did it again and finally someone came to help them. It were some native people who lived there for a looong time. The leader of them said in a perfect English "Greetings fellow people I am Kunta Kinte. I am the leader of this tribe. We are cannibals and we are going to eat every single one of you." The Dutch, the German and the French started to panic. But then the leader said "BUT! When you bring me the prettiest fruit you find, you may live." The Dutch, the German and the French ran into the Jungle and searched for hours. After 3 hours the German came back with a Cherry and a strawberry and gave it the leader of the tribe. "Now.. put it up your Butt. If you laugh I will kill you. If you don't you live here in peace and marry my beautiful daughter." So the German picked up the Cherry and put it inside his Butt. No Problem. Then he picked up the strawberry tried to put it in his Butt but he laughed and got stabbed in the chest. 2 hours later the Dutch came and had an Apple and an Orange. He gave it the leader of the tribe and he said again: "Now.. put it up your Butt. If you laugh I will kill you. If you don't you live here in peace and marry my beautiful daughter." So the Dutch did. He did it with the Apple, easy peasy, but laughed at the Orange. The German and the Dutch meet in Heaven and the German said "Do you had to put some fruit in your Butt? I managed the Cherry but the Strawberry tickled too much and I laughed and got stabbed in the chest!" The Dutch replies "Yes I had to. I managed to put the Apple in my Butt but just when I wanted to start with the Orange i saw the French coming out of the Jungle with a watermelon and an Pineapple.."

I hope you enjoyed this Joke as I did as a Kid. I am sorry for my Bad English! First Post btw. Have fun and a nice day!