T-Shirt Slogans 2001

T-Shirt Slogans


1. "Frankly, Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam." (Seen on Cape Cod)


2. "That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!" (Seen on an 8 year old)


3. "Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I
Grew Up"


4. "Procrastinate Now."


5. "Rehab Is for Quitters."


6. "My Dog Can Lick Anyone."


7. "I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts - Do You Want Fries With
That?"


8. "Party - My Crib - Two A.M." (On a baby-size shirt)


9. "Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been
Doing Since 15."


10. "ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS, AND I MARRIED THEIR KING."


11. "West Virginia: One Million People, and 15 last names."


12. "FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the
software."


13. "I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I'VE GOT A GUN."


14. "A hangover is the wrath of grapes."


15. "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance."


16. "STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!"


17. "DISCOURAGE INBREEDING - Ban Country Music."


18. "MOOSEHEAD: A great beer and a new experience for a moose."


19. "They call it 'PMS' because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already
taken."


20. "He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead."


21. "Time's fun when you're having flies...Kermit the Frog."


22. "POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN.... Cops have nothing to go
on."


23. "FOR SALE: Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once."


24. "HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOSH."


25. "A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS, but it uses up a
thousand times the memory."


26. "The Meek shall inherit the earth.... after we're through
with it."


27. "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."


28. "HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime
ommitment for a pig."


29. "WELCOME TO KENTUCKY - Set your watch back 20 years."


30. "The trouble with life is there's no background music."


31. "IF THERE IS NO GOD, WHO POPS UP THE NEXT KLEENEX?"


32. "Suicidal Twin Kills Sister By Mistake!"


33. "The original point-and-click interface was a Smith Wesson."


34. "MY WILD OATS HAVE TURNED TO SHREDDED WHEAT."


35. "Computer programmers don't byte, they nibble a bit."


36. "Computer programmers know how to use their hardware."


37. "MOP AND GLOW - Floor wax used by Three-Mile-Island cleanup
team."


38. "Nyquil - The stuffy, sneezy,
why-the-hell-is-the-room-spinning medicine."


39. "Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research."


40. "My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He
thought he was God, and I didn't."