Things to Do at the Funeral of Somebody You Didn't
1. Tell the widow you're sure you saw him move...
Clam Jokes
Trip to Newfoundland
HALIFAX TO GANDER
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Something Fishy Here!
LIFE UNDER THE SEA
What is life like under t...
Crabs
Q. If they bring shrimp home on shrimp boats, f...
What type of soup would you like?
Work was pretty slow tonight, which was odd con...
Why didn't the clam donate to charity?
He was shellfish
Tampax tampon engineers branded their top seller the "pearl"...
...because they go inside of the clam.
New tattoo
Tim's girlfriend loved tattoos, and every so of...
Did you hear about the clam that went to a disco?
He pulled a muscle
Sure, Aphrodite poses naked in a giant clam shell, she's a goddess.
But when I do it, I'm ''drunk' and 'no longer w...
What is the female equivalent of a sausage fest?
A clam bake
edit: You guys are ridiculous, tha...
Why did the clam get in an accident?
He was talking on his shellphone.
Why didn't the clam share his ipod?
He was shellfish.
What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?
The clam before the storm!
Why did the clam go to jail?
For setting up illegal shell companies!
Sam the clam and Larry the lobster are best friends under the ocean...
And all they like to do is disco. All day and n...
What I say to someone who's being crabby:
Clam down, I'm shore it'll be fine.
What does a clam do on his birthday?
He Shellabrates!
What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?
Her clam smells like fish!
a scallop fell in love with a clam...
and against everyone 's advice they got married...
Old maid's burglar
A story I'll tell of a burglar bold
Who starte...
What happened to the over amorous clam?
It pulled a mussel.
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.