Three men are sailing inthe pacific when they get ship wrecked.SO they swim to the nearest island whichhappens to be the home of a group of cannabals.the leader of the tribe tells each of them to bring back ten of the same fruits. the first man brought back 10 apples then they will have to shove the fruit up their butts. the first man gets 5 in and screams so they kill him.the next man brings back berries he gets to 9 and starts laughingso hard they pop out.the first at second men met up in heaven
the first man asked why he laughed and the second man replied the third guy was coming back with pineapples...
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